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.| البُريمِي للثّقافة و الإبْداع |.
,, البُريمِي لـِ/ لُغًات العَالم ,,
|Oh, that’s him I have on my back|
تم تعطيل الجافا سكربت. للحصول على تجربة أفضل، الرجاء تمكين الجافا سكربت في المتصفح الخاص بك قبل المتابعة.
أنت تستخدم أحد المتصفحات القديمة. قد لا يتم عرض هذا الموقع أو المواقع الأخرى بشكل صحيح.
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<blockquote data-quote="`¤*«مُحمدْ البادِيْ»*-¤" data-source="post: 1359240" data-attributes="member: 9085"><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><u>I roamed in the virtual world and coincidentally hit this topic </u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><u>It's hilarious and I bet you will find it so too</u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"><u></u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A man and his wife received a letter from their son who went to study overseas:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">My beloved Parents,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a magic drink I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as I left you.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">NOTE</span>: <span style="color: Blue">“Please take only one drop</span>”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a purple color drink.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband looks at the wife and says: “<span style="color: Red">You go first</span>.” (typical of men!)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 10 years younger.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Years later the son returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The mother proceeds to tell her son how the magic drink worked and made her look young.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The son is delighted and asks about his father.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“<span style="color: Sienna">Your father? Hmmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle</span>.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“<span style="color: DarkRed">So where is he</span>?”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“<span style="color: Sienna">Oh, that’s him I have on my back</span>.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px">::s29::</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="`¤*«مُحمدْ البادِيْ»*-¤, post: 1359240, member: 9085"] [FONT="Garamond"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][U]I roamed in the virtual world and coincidentally hit this topic It's hilarious and I bet you will find it so too [/U][/COLOR] A man and his wife received a letter from their son who went to study overseas: [COLOR="Blue"] My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don’t know when I’m coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a magic drink I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as I left you. [/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]NOTE[/COLOR]: [COLOR="Blue"]“Please take only one drop[/COLOR]” So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a purple color drink. The husband looks at the wife and says: “[COLOR="Red"]You go first[/COLOR].” (typical of men!) So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 10 years younger. Years later the son returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her son how the magic drink worked and made her look young. The son is delighted and asks about his father. “[COLOR="Sienna"]Your father? Hmmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle[/COLOR].” “[COLOR="DarkRed"]So where is he[/COLOR]?” “[COLOR="Sienna"]Oh, that’s him I have on my back[/COLOR]. ::s29::[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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.| البُريمِي للثّقافة و الإبْداع |.
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|Oh, that’s him I have on my back|
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