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  1. DarkFireSlash

    DarkFireSlash ¬°•|مٌفكِر وُمبِدع تطوِري |•°¬

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    three potheads ,the first one was blind the second one crippled the last one was bold

    they were all walking down the street then a car came by so fast the each one said something

    the boldy :that car waved through my hair

    the blind: i wrote its numbers

    the crippled : i caught the dude who drove then kicked him and nailed him

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    a coach asked a pothead : how many laps you can go around the play field

    the pothead said : as many as the weeds i have

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    a drunken pothead every night he goes to his room and says:

    oh my i became very very big my hair turned white so suddenly

    then his father came and said :

    how many times did i tell you not to stand in front of your grand ma picture and say its your own picture


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    a pothead came in the grocery and asked : do you have ice

    the grocerykeeper said :

    yes we have


    the pot head said :

    hot or cold?


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    a foolish thief came to steal he saw an old woman and she feels cold

    he turned the AC on and ran away


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    a pothead was asked

    how do you hunt rabbits?

    he said i hide under a tree and act like a carrot


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    a pot head entered the fastest drawing competition

    he drew a full stop and said thats an elephant as seen far far away

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    a pothead knocked the door of his neighbor and said

    do u have tomato

    they said yes


    then he said so do i

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    آخر تعديل: ‏20 ماي 2011
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  3. CR7

    CR7 ¬°•| βu βşɱą |•°¬

    a drunken pothead every night he goes to his room and says:

    oh my i became very very big my hear turned white so suddenly

    then his father came and said :

    how many times did i tell you not to stand in front of your grand ma picture and say its your own picture






    Hhhhhhhhhhhhh
    I liked this one
    Thanx fire

    わわわ
     
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