~Stup!D-&-SmArT~

الموضوع في ',, البُريمِي لـِ/ لُغًات العَالم ,,' بواسطة SaD G!Rl, بتاريخ ‏30 جوان 2010.

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  1. SaD G!Rl

    SaD G!Rl ¬°•| عضو مميز |•°¬

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    Salaam 3likum

    I would like to share these cooooool jokes

    with you ...

    HOPE U LIKE IT ...ENJOY



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    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth


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    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly



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    Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday"


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    Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon"
    Pupil : "The moon"
    Teacher : "Why"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"


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    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested"
    Pupil : "A teacher"


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    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have


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    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot "
    Sam : "It's a family tradition"
    Teacher : "What do you mean"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher"
    Teacher : "What about your mother"
    Sam : "She's a woman"


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    Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated"


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    BOY : May I hold your hand
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy


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    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
    BOY : You love me


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    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


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    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve


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    BOY : I love you and I could die for you
    GIRL : How soon


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    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there


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    MAN : You remind me of the sea
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick

    :blow::blow::blow:


    Thanks


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  2. GENERAL

    GENERAL ¬°•| I AM ... JOE FIERCE|•°¬

    loool
    so funny jokes I just love it
    keep it up girl
     
  3. SaD G!Rl

    SaD G!Rl ¬°•| عضو مميز |•°¬

    You r most welcome General

    Thanks for your participation

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  4. GENERAL

    GENERAL ¬°•| I AM ... JOE FIERCE|•°¬

    any time girl
    I just wanna ask
    why no one visit this part
    english part
    I always came write here
    and what ???
    no body even see anything
     
  5. SaD G!Rl

    SaD G!Rl ¬°•| عضو مميز |•°¬

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    Honestly I don’t know

    I'm new to this forum like you

    I love English , that’s why I keep visiting the English part

    It's ok we can try to make this part lively ..

    by our posts and participation

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  6. GENERAL

    GENERAL ¬°•| I AM ... JOE FIERCE|•°¬

    To be honest, your words encouraging and I hope that the next time better and better
    Thank you for all your posts fascinating
     
  7. SaD G!Rl

    SaD G!Rl ¬°•| عضو مميز |•°¬

    إن شاء الله ،،،

    thanks again

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  8. GENERAL

    GENERAL ¬°•| I AM ... JOE FIERCE|•°¬

    any time...
     
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