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  1. a picky girl

    a picky girl ¬°•| مُشرِِفَة سابقة |•°¬

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.


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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile ?a'

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?a
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?a
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, **** one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!


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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    a
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?a
    S IMON : No, sir, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook.


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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?a
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.



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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?a
    HAROLD: A teacher
     
  2. Sμilε

    Sμilε ¬°•| » نقـآء يسڪْننيّ|•°¬

    loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    loooooooooooooooool

    ^^"

    really sooo funny




    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    a
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are




    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?a
    HAROLD: A teacher

     
  3. a picky girl

    a picky girl ¬°•| مُشرِِفَة سابقة |•°¬

    Thanxxxxxxxxxxxx alot sis
     
  4. Jύsт sмιℓε

    Jύsт sмιℓε ¬°•| أسْتًغْفٌر اللـّهْ|•°¬

    THANX MY SIS

    :bounce:
     
  5. DarkFireSlash

    DarkFireSlash ¬°•|مٌفكِر وُمبِدع تطوِري |•°¬

    to be closed


    due to necromancy
     
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