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Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with " T ".
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with " Tea ". All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God ! I thought it's a new one.
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is India Radio! '
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with " T ".
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with " Tea ". All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God ! I thought it's a new one.
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is India Radio! '