Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with " T ". Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with " Tea ". All cars that I know start with petrol. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Sardar: Thanks God ! I thought it's a new one. Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is India Radio! '